Pirate Penis

Here's one of my favorite gems of my parenting days thus far.

Jackson was two and found bathroom humor hilarious.  There was a long phase where he ran around yelling "penis, penis, penis."  The giggling of his 4-year-old sister in response spurred on such behavior.

One night after bath he was naked and yelling this go-to phrase.  I asked him why he loves his penis so much.  (clearly the real answer is he's a boy, and that's fine.  But I asked the question anyway)  Jackson's answer was "because it's a pirate penis."

A what?  A pirate penis mom.

What's a pirate penis?  You know, like, a sword.

Like a sword?  Yeah, like "On guard!" said as he thrust his naked pelvis forward.

I just about peed my pants laughing.  As did Caroline.